Monday, August 24, 2009

Pscycling.

I've become a convert.

Recent events have led to the repossession of my vehicle by my financing company, and I was unable to come up with the funds necessary to reverse this, so I am now without a car. I moved to the east side of Austin, however, at the beginning of July, and I'm in a pretty central location, so I figured maybe it was time for me to try biking! I hopped online, and subsequently purchased this little gem:



This is a Nishiki Modulus 12 speed road bike. It's from the 80s. I fell in love with it immediately, and have now been riding nigh-daily for about the last month and a half. I've had to do a little work to it; just simple stuff, like replacing the bar tape and the ancient tires. Everything else on it is in tip top shape, and I'm rapidly growing to greatly enjoy the life of cycling.

I've noticed a few things since picking up this habit. For one, the horror stories you hear from cyclists in Austin about being nearly run over multiple times a day are either not true, I'm cycling in a very bike-aware area, or these guys ride their bikes like a bastard would. I've certainly seen people on bikes very purposefully cutting off cars, swinging around them to blow through red lights, or hanging out in the middle of the road when they're obviously slowing traffic down. I tend to take the "stay out of the way of the 2 ton machines" approach to cycling. That doesn't mean I'm on the sidewalk all the time, but I stick to the curb when there are cars around. Exercising my right to the road is not worth decorating it with my bloody innards.

Anyway, I talk about this because I find that biking is easily the cheapest, funnest way to get around, particularly if you live central, north-central or south-central. Despite the fact that you may not have ridden one since grade school, you pick it back up remarkably quickly, and in no time you find yourself whizzing around corners and standing in the saddle, one hand on the bars and the other one smoking a cigarette, if it please you.

I've made many nights fun by grabbing a nearby friend and riding down to Hole in the Wall or over to The Parlor, or perhaps down to 6th for Shangri-La, and I can't think of a better way to spend an evening, these days. There are down sides, of course. You get sweaty as hell, and you probably smell most of the time, and road bikes don't exactly come stock with seats built for comfort. You also have to deal with road debris and flat tires pretty routinely, particularly if you're biking around on the east side, but tubes are so cheap and it's better than emptying your wallet into your gas tank.

Anyway, that's what I got. I promise I'll get back to the original intent of this blog one day.

Monday, July 6, 2009

Apath.

I'm a lazy guy. That much is certain.

I have not kept up my end of the bargain here, and for that I am truly sorry. I don't have much to offer right now, as I've been either busy or spending way more money than I should, which flies right in the face of the point of this blog, so updating this thing would be pretty lame.

Anyway, today, I'd like to talk with you about having fun on the cheap by doing something you might not have otherwise considered: staying in.

If you're new to Austin and perhaps less-than-hip, you probably don't know about I Luv Video. That is a crime, dear friend! For you see, I Luv Video is one of, if not the, best brick-and-mortar video rental service I have encountered in my time. Granted, it's also the first such operation I'v experienced, but since I'm just talking about life in Austin, here, you can shut up and read.

Just kidding, I'm not rude. Do what you want.

So I Luv Video is the movie rental place for movie lovers. contained within their walls are not just the latest churned-out, bloated blockbusters, insufferably saccharine romances, bloody horror spew, and half-witted comedies(they have this and more!), but they also keep some of the greatest movies of all time, and shamelessly display the worst of them.

There's a director wall, where you can scan through the majority of the libraries of the biggest names in hip white indie culture! There is a section devoted to westerns, which means it's devoted to Sergio Leone and some John Wayne classics, as well as one or two Clint Eastwood films that wish they were as awesome as the Leone masterpieces. You've got the nation wall that isolates movies based solely on where they were filmed! This means if you only want to watch Australians be more of a man than you will ever be, well, Mad Max is RIGHT there!

Moreover, you've got classic horror, crazy old sci fi(see: Leslie Nielsen as the handsome, beefy hero, Commander J. J. Adams in Forbidden Planet!), slighty less old sci-fi(Please watch Ice Pirates), Japanese monster movies, 80's films, documentaries!, romantic comedy, and the list goes on!

To top it off, rentals are CHEAP. Well, I have no idea how much a new movie costs, but old movies are 2.50 and you get to keep them for a WEEK, and they don't rape you on the late fees! Granted, this mode is out-dated, but the place has FREE BEER/Rent 1 Get 1 Free Tuesday, they take customer requests, the atmosphere is amazing, the staff VERY friendly, and they are forever playing some ridiculous movie, affording you PLENTY of opportunities to impress the employees with your absurdly specific knowledge about every teensy detail of the obscure film! And, of course, you may just score yourself an equally-knowledgeable movie buff squaw/dude!

Sadly, the only movie I have ever recognized in this store is Mac and Me. And nobody gave a damn about that.

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Lala's.

If you live in Austin and you haven't been to Lala's, you're missing a tiny pocket of your soul.

Lala's, as far as I can tell, has been around since the middle ages. It's a divey little bar on Justin Ln., just off Burnet. It shares its building with a hispanic-leaning hairsyling place, and is right next to a washeteria, and its decor is strictly Christmas, year-round. It's small, has a single pool table, a foosball table, a jukebox with nothing but oldies rock, big band and motown music, a few liquors and one beer on tap - Ziegen Bock. It's dark, smokey, and simple - all the things I want in my dive bar. You don't have to deal with the college crowd and you don't have obnoxious, loud drunks. Everyone pretty much knows the score.

They have a decent burger, and the pitchers of Ziegen are $9. It's not the cheapest in town, but it ain't bad, either. Get a group of friends together, split the cost of the pitchers, and you have a night out that will never break the bank.

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Friday.

Recommendations for Friday non-SXSW free shows below. These are all free shows, and include free beer(while supplies last) and potentially free food, and none of these, so far as Showlist Austin is concerned, requires an RSVP to attend:

The Stem & Leaf Day Party @ The Khabele School(801 Rio Grande St.)
Free Beer!

The Theater Fire (7:40pm)
The Unbearables (6:50pm)
Agent Ribbons (6pm)
The Bubbles (5:10pm)
The Cartographers (4:20pm)
Jasper James (3:10pm)
Tiny Animals (2:30pm)
One Hundred Flowers, (1:40pm)
Wild Moccasins (12:50pm)
Elaine Greer (noon)
Dickies Battle @ The Compound(1300 E. 4th St.)
1-6pm, free, free beer and BBQ, live screen
printing

The lineup(no times provided):

The Story Of
6 Day Battle
Facts on File
Golden Triangle
Holy Hail
Roll the
Tanks
The Ferocious Four
The Snake Trap
Type By Type Writer @ the Typewriter Museum (1306 E. 6th St.)
Free Beer!

Split Hoof (7:40pm)
Flat Car Rattlers (7:10pm)
The Somethin' Ain't Rights (6:50pm)
Corrinne Rose (6:20pm)
That Damned Band (6pm)
Lucas Hudgins (5:30pm)
Billy Cook (5:10pm)
Reid Wilson and his So-Called Friends (4:40pm)
Colin Swietek (4:20pm)
Woodgrain (3:50pm)
Gay Duo (Mexico, 3:30pm)
Asakusa Jinta (Japan, 3pm)
The Slants (Portland, 2:40pm)
Ume (2:10pm)
Butcher Bear and Charlie's Roller Coaster Band (1:50pm)
The Roller (1:20pm)
Seven Black Tornadoes (1pm)
Peelander Z (Japan, 12:30pm)
Forcefield PR/Asthmatic Kitty present a SXSW Junk Yard Piznik
Okay Mountain Gallery (1312 E. Cesar Chavez, Ste. B (at Navasota))
Free Beer! All Ages!

Bosque Brown (5:30pm)
DM Stith (4:40pm)
Dent May and his Magnificent Ukulele (3:50pm)
Jookabox (3pm)
Tune-Yards (2:10pm)
Benjy Ferree (1:20pm)
Shiny Around the Edges (12:30pm)
8th Impression day party @ Lovejoys(604 Neches St)
free beer! 21+

The Raggedy Anns (Seattle, 6:00pm)
Bang Camaro (Boston, 4:30pm)
Cetan Clawson (Detroit, 3:30pm)
State & Madison (Chicago, 2:30pm)
Slaves to Gravity (London, 1:30pm)
Kim Taylor (Cincinatti, 12:30pm)
1024 E. 44th St. - 11 AM - 7 PM
Free Beer!

Muggabears (7pm)
Ryan Anderson (6:30pm)
Bearsuit (5:45pm)
Fishboy (5:15pm),
Hot Lava (4:30pm)
Hermit Thrushes (4pm)
Casper and the Cookies (3:15pm)
Ruby Isle (2:30pm)
Forever (2:10pm)
LAKE (1:30pm)
Little Birds (12:50pm)
RTB2 (12:20pm)
Geoffrey Reacher (11:50pm)
Pezzettino (11:30pm)
After the Jump Festival house party @ US Royalty at 1204 Salina St. - 1PM - 11 PM
Free Beer!

Superdrag
The Parenthetical Girls
The Pains of Being Pure at Heart
Cause Co-Motion
Blank Dogs
Nite Jewel
Girls
Golden Triangle
Owl Tree Roasting (3421 N. IH 35)
Free beer!

The Nervebreakers (5pm)
The Transgressors (4pm)
Ariel Abshire (3pm)
Churchwood (2pm)
T.Tex and Out On Parole (1pm)
Gina Lee and her Brisket Boys (noon)
Rubydog Music presents TeXchromosome @ Opal Divine's Freehouse (700 W. 6th St.)
Free Beer!

Penny Jo Pullus (7:30pm)
Bex Marshall (6:30pm)
Chrissy Flatt (5:30pm)
Bonny Holmes (4:30pm)
Claire Small (3:30pm)
Ruthie and The Wranglers (2:45pm)
Janine Wilson (2pm)
Kate Gaffney (1:15pm)
Amanda Cunningham (12:30pm)
Carrie Engdahl (11:45am)
Cream Vintage (2532 Guadalupe)
Free Beer!

The Vitamins (7pm)
Sugar and Gold (6pm)
Motel Aviv (5pm)
The Steps (4pm)
Through the Trees (3pm)
Army Navy (2pm)
Hymns (1pm)
Moon Jaw Records Day Party @ Brave New Books (1904 Guadalupe St. B)
Free Beer! 2-7pm

Theodore
Southeast Engine
Frontier Ruckus
Monahans
Emily Rodgers
SpaceBySpaceCave @ Space Cave (3109 Walnut Ave.)
free drinks, free root beer, mud pit, etc - I dunno if this means free beer, but root beer kinda counts, plus I like two of the bands in this lineup a lot.

DJ Richard Gear (2am)
DJ Bill (1am)
Mos Jeficit (midnight)
Transmography (11pm)
Little Stolen Moment/Stanley Roy and his Vice
(10pm)
Quiet Hooves (9pm)
Fiction (8pm)
Canopy (7pm)
Celebration (6pm)
Project Jenny Project Jan (5pm)
No Mas Bodas (4pm)
Dry River Yacht Club (3pm)
Alice Russel (2pm)
The Migrant (1pm)
Little Radio presents @ Red Eyed Fly(715 Red River St):
Free Bloody Marys & Beer!

White Denim (5:20pm)
Restavrant (4:50pm)
Phosphorescent (4:20pm)
Henry Clay People (3:50pm)
Horse Feathers (3:20pm)
MAdM (2:50pm)
Great Northern (2:20pm)
Pity Party (1:50pm)
Spindrift (1:20pm)
Matt Ellis (12:30pm)
That's it! Now, for bands that I would recommend amongst these(I could probably recommend more, but I don't know most of these groups, so these are the ones I've seen):

One Hundred Flowers - a very polite group of youngsters with a big ol' drum and some synths and guitars and stuff and things. My pal Eva, who organized the first show in this list, sings backing vocs and does synth stuff and bangs on the aforementioned huge drum thing. She is also in:

The Unbearables - The group that resulted in One Hundred Flowers, this is I think a nine piece with regular instances of multiple part harmonies and some songs about zombies and things. They're fantastic, and not unbearable at all.

Transmography - These guys are high energy noise-rockers with a keyboardist and a drummer, last time I saw them. That lineup could have changed since then, but they are a good goddamn pleasure to see.

No Mas Bodas - is weird. My pal Sonya plays cello in this band, and the lead singer shoots the audience with a ray gun.

White Denim - These guys are amazing.

And these bands, just because I like their names:

Mos Jeficit
Southeast Engine
Frontier Ruckus
Jookabox
Peelander Z
The Somethin' Ain't Rights

Aaaand for the hell of it, here are some bands that I really like and think you should see, even though there is no free beer. Ordered by how much I like them, top to bottom:

The Spinto Band, 5:30 at Red House Pizzeria(1917 Manor Rd.)
Invincible Czars, at Salvage Vanguard Theater(2803 Manor Rd)
Wine and Revolution, 5 PM at Spiderhouse(2908 Fruth St, just off Guadalupe, north of the drag)
Black Joe Lewis, 4PM at Waterloo Records(600 N Lamar Blvd # A)
The Boxing Lesson, 7:30 PM at Gueros Taco Bar (1412 S. Congress Ave.)

Enjoy!

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

SXSW can be free and awesome and that is the truth.

I headed over last night to this dumpy dive on the east side of 6th street called Ms. Bea's to check out some music with a couple friends. Since I am a broke-ass, the entrance fee of 0.00 was exceedingly satisfactory.

The first group that was on stage when I got there was actually a dude with a loop station and a drum kit. He was pretty awesome and had a headset microphone. Since none of the bands said their name I'm just going to guess from the showlist I found online that he was Daniel Francis Doyle. I really dug his set.

Next up was Numerators, who were a noise rock band that had approximately 18,000 members, most of whom played various pieces of a disassembled drum kit, giving the band a very drum circle-y feel. Three of the members played guitar, there was no bass, and I'm pretty sure none of them sang. They were introduced by a diminutive child with hipster clothes on.

I did not enjoy Numerators.

Dikes of Holland were enjoyable. It was more noise rock but with garage rock elements thrown in, and I'm pretty sure they were singing about their baby most of the time. Noting the hipsters staring at their shoes, I joined the only three people who appeared to have any fun, and we moshed around a bit.

White Denim was fantastic as always. The lead singer delivers his lines in a very classically soulful manner, and their drummer is essentially a badass. The music is dancy but they do have a tendency to slip into jam band territory a little bit, which is not something I'm a fan of in general, but for the most part they are ridiculously good. Rolling Stone Magazine did a better job talking about them than I could, so read that.

Tonight? I might go to Hole in the Wall to see One Eyed Doll. It's free.

Friday, March 13, 2009

Waylaid.

I hear we are having some TRYING ECONOMIC TIMES right now, and in light of that, I've decided to scale back my spending. Of course, the economy hasn't really hit my wallet yet, but my insatiable appetite for the finer things like lunch meat that is not on sale, and non-dollar menu food items at Wendy's has.

And so! I've decided to seek out that which is cheap or free, and fun to do in Austin. I figure having to blog about it will likely help motivate me to get off my ass and do it, so here we are.

A little background info on me: I'm in one of the hundreds of shitty bands here in Austin. As a musician, I'm fortunate to be able to barely afford my own apartment and a car, but indulging in such frivolties has rendered me largely penniless. I have a 9 to 6 job that places me in front of a computer all day, and I'm trying to quit smoking.

That's all you need to know, for now. I'll be updating in the near future about some of my favorite places to go.